Great One Liner Song Lyrics

[Funk500]

oh, your hair is beautiful... oh toniiiiiight!

[jdsmith]

seems like everything lead up to this day
and it's like every other day that's ever been

[k.k.]

....you're as stiff as my smoking barrel...you're as dead as a desert night....

Alice Cooper

[jdsmith]

you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby


(someone shoot me please as this has been bouncing around my cranium for an hour)

[jdsmith]

He's just an excitable boy!

(thanks to dr evil...uh, not the way I wanted that to sound, but whatever)

[Nicya]

When Im sad, she comes to me
With a thousand smiles, she gives to me free
Its alright she says its alright
Take anything you want from me
-Jimi

[Jaboney]

I read too much. I thought we should kill ourselves. She doesn’t read a thing; she believed me. “Are you really the messiah?” “Yes, I am.” She was younger than me, too. She was younger than me. And I said to her. I said, “You know, Pauline? No one stamps on a burning bag of shit any more. Nobody.”

“Are you really the messiah?” “Yes, I am. Believe it.”

[urodacus]

"help, I'm a rock!"


zappaphiles unite.

[k.k.]

On preston platform
Do your soft shoe shuffle dance.
Brush away the cigarette ash thats
Falling down your pants.
And you sadly wonder
Does the nurse treat your old man
The way she should.
She made you tea,
Asked for your autograph --
What a laugh.

Jethro Tull - Cheap Day Return

[slurpcheese]

Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream