Can't believe you didn't post this one. "I'm David Bowie I live down the road,,would you like to pop around for a glass of absinthe and gang bang a few tranny clowns?"
My FAVORITE Christmas song
and again since it's the only song I listen to on Christmas day in an infinite loop.
I dress up like Santa Claus, drink myself unconscious then fall a sleep in a puddle of urine.
Elvis when he approached being cool...(I still think Johnny Burnett was way more hillbilly cool than ole Elvis), too many "Ooh Wah Wah" studio back up singers though