I'm Running For Alderman (Councilman) in Milwaukee, WI

[Namahottie]

Guess it's time to leak. And I do have contacts in the press

[miltownkid]

Guess it's time to leak. And I do have contacts in the press

I'll pass this knowledge on to my campaign manager.

[Bubba 2 Guns]

Your slogans suck. We already have enough crazy people in office-you have to give the people what they don't have-Sanity and Common sense.

How about- "Miltown Kid-I'm Just Milli From The Hood" "I'm So Awesome-My Beard Can Fight Crime While I'm Sleeping." "I'm Not Just Here To Fight Crime-I'm Going To Put It In A Choke Hold and Squeeze"

"I'm Broke Too-So I won't Waste Your Tax Dollars Like Those Other Rich Assholes" "POT HOLES! They're Good Things That Make People Drive Slower"

"If You Vote For Me I Promise The Streets Won't Smell Like Pee!" "I Speak Chinese, Spanish, Puerto Rican and English-What Do You Speak You Loser?"

"IF You Out-of-Town Suburbanites Want To Occupy Milwaukee, My Foot Will Occupy Your Ass!"

My personal favorite when you reach the White House will be "A Free Taiwan Means Free BJs For My Uncle Bubba!"

[miltownkid]

"IF You Out-of-Town Suburbanites Want To Occupy Milwaukee, My Foot Will Occupy Your Ass!"

My personal favorite when you reach the White House will be "A Free Taiwan Means Free BJs For My Uncle Bubba!"

These are clearly the best two.

[jdsmith]

"A vote for me is a vote fo' shizzle!"

[saddletramp]

Good luck MTK!
I might get to vote for ya, my passport says Place of Birth: Milwaukee, WI. , think they might give me an absentee ballot?
Or does that shit only work in Chicago?

Keep kicking ass

[miltownkid]

:notworthy: Good luck MTK!
I might get to vote for ya, my passport says Place of Birth: Milwaukee, WI. , think they might give me an absentee ballot?
Or does that shit only work in Chicago?

Keep kicking ass

I'll find out and let you know!

What's with everyone telling me good luck? If this gets won it will be from the skills and leadership of the leader of the MilTownKlan (miltownpops of course ).

[miltownkid]

:notworthy: Good luck MTK!
I might get to vote for ya, my passport says Place of Birth: Milwaukee, WI. , think they might give me an absentee ballot?
Or does that shit only work in Chicago?

Keep kicking ass

I'll find out and let you know!

What's with everyone telling me good luck? If this gets won it will be from the skills and leadership of the leader of the MilTownKlan (miltownpops of course ).

[Shimokitazawa]

So did you ever get elected?

What was the outcome of this?