I'm Running For Alderman (Councilman) in Milwaukee, WI

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Re: I'm Running For Alderman (Councilman) in Milwaukee, WI

Postby Namahottie » 12 Nov 2011, 06:29

Guess it's time to leak. And I do have contacts in the press :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
@michellemalkin Just so we're perfectly fucking clear here: You're a crazy fucking shitwad. Enjoy your night. Read more at @MayorEmanuel
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Re: I'm Running For Alderman (Councilman) in Milwaukee, WI

Postby miltownkid » 12 Nov 2011, 06:44

Namahottie wrote:Guess it's time to leak. And I do have contacts in the press :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

I'll pass this knowledge on to my campaign manager. ;)
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Re: I'm Running For Alderman (Councilman) in Milwaukee, WI

Postby Bubba 2 Guns » 12 Nov 2011, 10:59

Your slogans suck. We already have enough crazy people in office-you have to give the people what they don't have-Sanity and Common sense.

How about- "Miltown Kid-I'm Just Milli From The Hood" "I'm So Awesome-My Beard Can Fight Crime While I'm Sleeping." "I'm Not Just Here To Fight Crime-I'm Going To Put It In A Choke Hold and Squeeze"

"I'm Broke Too-So I won't Waste Your Tax Dollars Like Those Other Rich Assholes" "POT HOLES! They're Good Things That Make People Drive Slower"

"If You Vote For Me I Promise The Streets Won't Smell Like Pee!" "I Speak Chinese, Spanish, Puerto Rican and English-What Do You Speak You Loser?"

"IF You Out-of-Town Suburbanites Want To Occupy Milwaukee, My Foot Will Occupy Your Ass!"

My personal favorite when you reach the White House will be "A Free Taiwan Means Free BJs For My Uncle Bubba!"
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Re: I'm Running For Alderman (Councilman) in Milwaukee, WI

Postby miltownkid » 12 Nov 2011, 11:05

Bubba 2 Guns wrote:"IF You Out-of-Town Suburbanites Want To Occupy Milwaukee, My Foot Will Occupy Your Ass!"

My personal favorite when you reach the White House will be "A Free Taiwan Means Free BJs For My Uncle Bubba!"

These are clearly the best two. :lol:
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Re: I'm Running For Alderman (Councilman) in Milwaukee, WI

Postby jdsmith » 12 Nov 2011, 11:28

"A vote for me is a vote fo' shizzle!" :thumbsup:
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Re: I'm Running For Alderman (Councilman) in Milwaukee, WI

Postby saddletramp » 12 Nov 2011, 11:37

:notworthy: Good luck MTK!
I might get to vote for ya, my passport says Place of Birth: Milwaukee, WI. , think they might give me an absentee ballot?
Or does that shit only work in Chicago?

Keep kicking ass :cactus:
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Re: I'm Running For Alderman (Councilman) in Milwaukee, WI

Postby miltownkid » 12 Nov 2011, 11:44

saddletramp wrote::notworthy: Good luck MTK!
I might get to vote for ya, my passport says Place of Birth: Milwaukee, WI. , think they might give me an absentee ballot?
Or does that shit only work in Chicago?

Keep kicking ass :cactus:

I'll find out and let you know! :D

What's with everyone telling me good luck? If this gets won it will be from the skills and leadership of the leader of the MilTownKlan (miltownpops of course ;) ).
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Re: I'm Running For Alderman (Councilman) in Milwaukee, WI

Postby miltownkid » 12 Nov 2011, 11:44

saddletramp wrote::notworthy: Good luck MTK!
I might get to vote for ya, my passport says Place of Birth: Milwaukee, WI. , think they might give me an absentee ballot?
Or does that shit only work in Chicago?

Keep kicking ass :cactus:

I'll find out and let you know! :D

What's with everyone telling me good luck? If this gets won it will be from the skills and leadership of the leader of the MilTownKlan (miltownpops of course ;) ).
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Re: I'm Running For Alderman (Councilman) in Milwaukee, WI

Postby Shimokitazawa » 26 Jul 2012, 17:00

So did you ever get elected?

What was the outcome of this?
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