mike029 wrote:tommy525 wrote:mike029 wrote:finley wrote:That explains your confidence around girls. I use the gay thing to my advantage all the time, and usually if I want to dance up on them, etc., I lead off with "I'm gay". Then later you tell them a sob story about how your ex-girlfriend broke your heart so bad you turned gay. OR you tell them you've never been with a girl before. OR you tell them there's no way you could ever sleep with a girl, then they try to 'make you straight'. It's fun.
Isn't that a plot-line from "Friends"?
And ... seriously ... that works?
It works very well. Show them pictures of hot guys you have slept with before, talk about stupid shit like shopping, and the drinks from their table keep coming. It also helps that I am extremely attractive, though. I never go through all the way though because I actually am gay, but it's the thrill of the hunt, I guess. I've only gone through with it a few times, just for curiosity's sake. As a matter of fact, an ABC girl made out with me 2 weeks ago at Funky using this same premise. It's awkward though when she's into it and you aren't. She kept asking me "do you feel anything" and all I could do was just laugh.
TRUTH: All girls want a gay best friend.
RELATIONSHIP! Like I would ever actually date someone I met in a club.
I guess gays like girls too (as a fellow "girl") so they are a good match.
But for us straight guys, i cant see me wanting to get other guys hotted up for me when Im not gay .
So i guess "making out" with girls when you are gay is kinda different.
I wouldnt want to "make out" with any guys no matter how attractive they are. YEEECH !
I'm gay and I don't consider myself a "girl" at all. Most of my friends are straight guys. In fact, I'm far more 'masculine' than many other people. It's insulting you insinuate that all gay people are flaming queens in some attempt to make yourself feel more manly.
Based upon your narcissistic need to attract attention to yourself Tommy I would think you would love to go a gay bar as an "unattainable straight guy" and get free drinks, but those people must make you so uncomfortable.
Can you recommend any good churches for me to cure my gay disease?