by GuyInTaiwan » 01 May 2012, 12:35
finley: They exist. Go to any of the beaches on the east coast, or anywhere on the east coast for that matter. Of course, what Bubba is leaving out is that they'll be able to beat you in an arm wrestle (I've seen some of my female students beat some of my male students in an arm wrestle), they'll have a 200NTD/day binlang habit, they won't have any teeth, and by the age of 35, they'll look about 60. Seriously, I could probably count on both hands the number of girls at my school who will grow up to be good looking, and when I've seen their mothers or aunts, I've generally reeled in horror. I don't dig the pasty white chicken leg Taipei chicks, but the phrase "hot Taidong woman" is close enough to an oxymoron. If you were fielding a rugby team, this would be the place to go. A beauty pageant, not really.
And you coming in to scold us all like some kind of sour-puss kindie assistant who favors olive cardigans and lemon drinks without sugar. -- Muzha Man
One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words "Socialism" and "Communism" draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, "Nature Cure" quack, pacifist, and feminist in England. -- George Orwell