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Re: Taiwanese girls and their notions of 'health.'

Postby tommy525 » 01 May 2012, 22:08

Besides that, a chief cause of developing hemorroids is from sitting on the throne for lengthy periods, especially while reading a magazine. Pretty hard to do that with a squat toilet aint it? Hence no hemmys.


The squat toilet reminds me of this little coffee shop chain around here called the SQUAT AND GOBBLE.
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Re: Taiwanese girls and their notions of 'health.'

Postby PigBloodCake » 01 May 2012, 23:01

Homey wrote:
tommy525 wrote:they get em from their moms.


Bingo. This is exactly what I was going to say. If you are at all serious about a girl, make sure to meet her mom. This is her in a handful of years. If you can deal with her mom then go for it. It's strange how all these little mannerism, beliefs, and psychosis get planted and lay dormant until one inevitable day.


And we can all look at our dads and go "holy sh********t"!
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Re: Taiwanese girls and their notions of 'health.'

Postby PigBloodCake » 01 May 2012, 23:08

Bubba 2 Guns wrote:They eat well, like exercise, need muscles to paddle, aren't afraid of the sun and don't fucking complain at the beach about the weather, sand, dirt etc.


Gots-ta....ask....this....question....

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Do they spit or swallow? :ponder:
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Re: Taiwanese girls and their notions of 'health.'

Postby tommy525 » 01 May 2012, 23:09

I like the swallows :)

meantime its ok bout them looking like their moms because by that time you aint lookin that pretty urself.
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Re: Taiwanese girls and their notions of 'health.'

Postby Chris » 02 May 2012, 00:35

Muzha Man wrote:It seems pretty clear though that squats are easier for your bowels, etc. Not to be to graphic but when squatting you are done in a minute and with minimum strain.

But... then there's... diarrhea. Sit-down toilets have the advantage of acting like a funnel, catching everything that blasts out. With a squat toilet, a fair amount may well end up on the floor.
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Re: Taiwanese girls and their notions of 'health.'

Postby divea » 02 May 2012, 01:11

Chris wrote:
Muzha Man wrote:It seems pretty clear though that squats are easier for your bowels, etc. Not to be to graphic but when squatting you are done in a minute and with minimum strain.

But... then there's... diarrhea. Sit-down toilets have the advantage of acting like a funnel, catching everything that blasts out. With a squat toilet, a fair amount may well end up on the floor.

Which a bucket of water will take care of...but if you have a kid who let go before reaching the toilet seat, then cleaning up the bathroom is messy. We don't have squat toilets these days, but I think they serve their purpose.
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Re: Taiwanese girls and their notions of 'health.'

Postby tommy525 » 02 May 2012, 01:23

I think most novice squat toilet users hv trouble knowing which way to face.
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Re: Taiwanese girls and their notions of 'health.'

Postby Ryan the third » 02 May 2012, 03:38

tommy525 wrote:I think most novice squat toilet users hv trouble knowing which way to face.


Isnt that obvious? Just sit on the bulge.
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Re: Taiwanese girls and their notions of 'health.'

Postby the bear » 02 May 2012, 10:05

PigBloodCake wrote:
Homey wrote:
tommy525 wrote:they get em from their moms.


Bingo. This is exactly what I was going to say. If you are at all serious about a girl, make sure to meet her mom. This is her in a handful of years. If you can deal with her mom then go for it. It's strange how all these little mannerism, beliefs, and psychosis get planted and lay dormant until one inevitable day.


And we can all look at our dads and go "holy sh********t"!


I've started to copy my dad's most annoying habit which is whistling jazz riffs over the top of hard rock songs. It's mortifying but I just can't stop myself. :oops:
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Re: Taiwanese girls and their notions of 'health.'

Postby PigBloodCake » 02 May 2012, 10:34

tommy525 wrote:I think most novice squat toilet users hv trouble knowing which way to face.


Fear no more.....for we now have a training video:



Jump to 1:25 to learn the right way of facing the squat toilet.
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