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Apple Daily Story--be proud to be a foreigner day

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Apple Daily Story--be proud to be a foreigner day

Postby Feiren » 21 Aug 2009, 09:11

You might want to have a look at the cover of today's Apple Daily so that you can understand the jokes in the office today: AIT employee in sex scandal.
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Re: Apple Daily Story--be proud to be a foreigner day

Postby Lord Lucan » 21 Aug 2009, 10:30

珊珊說:「我不是那種喜歡跟老外搞一夜情的骯髒女孩!」她表示,6月底時大衛以Dawei之名,透過交友網站tagged.com與她認識,隨即透過MSN..

http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/artic ... D/20090821

"I'm not that kind of girl!"

Touch of Buyer's Remorse, darling?

Apple Daily has lots of great stories about Taiwanese birds getting their kit off on the internet. But this one is better because you can use "AIT" in the headline.

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Re: Apple Daily Story--be proud to be a foreigner day

Postby Big Fluffy Matthew » 21 Aug 2009, 10:32

What?
Er.... thingy.
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Re: Apple Daily Story--be proud to be a foreigner day

Postby Bubba 2 Guns » 21 Aug 2009, 10:38

"Giant White Penis Attacks Taiwan-Run for Your Lives!"

I think that will be China Post's Headline. Except with all caps. Also quotes by "an average man on the street".

"90% of the foreigners in Taiwan are losers!"

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Re: Apple Daily Story--be proud to be a foreigner day

Postby the bear » 21 Aug 2009, 10:40

haha she met him on tagged! check out her outfit in the press conference. she is too that kind of girl.

still bad day to be David Lyons methinks. :popcorn:
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Re: Apple Daily Story--be proud to be a foreigner day

Postby itakitez » 21 Aug 2009, 10:44

This is brilliant

http://tw.img.nextmedia.com/images/twapple/160pix/20090821/_Other/LA01001.jpg

Re 1: David taking advantage of her in nude snapped bulb 3 time

Re 2: On holiday in Japan, David Forced her online naked masturbate
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Re: Apple Daily Story--be proud to be a foreigner day

Postby engerim » 21 Aug 2009, 10:52

itakitez wrote:This is brilliant

http://tw.img.nextmedia.com/images/twapple/160pix/20090821/_Other/LA01001.jpg

Re 1: David taking advantage of her in nude snapped bulb 3 time

Re 2: On holiday in Japan, David Forced her online naked masturbate

I like the second picture with her legs on the table!
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Re: Apple Daily Story--be proud to be a foreigner day

Postby Omniloquacious » 21 Aug 2009, 10:56

Bloody foreigners, coming here and enjoying wild sex romps with our luscious young women, while you and I can't hope for much better than hand-jobbing to online porn or paying for a quickie at the KTV.


So AIT houses its junior staffers in NT$150,000-a-month apartments? He ought to have pretty good pulling power with a pad like that to take the birds back to!
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Re: Apple Daily Story--be proud to be a foreigner day

Postby engerim » 21 Aug 2009, 10:59

Omniloquacious wrote:So AIT houses its junior staffers in NT$150,000-a-month apartments? He ought to have pretty good pulling power with a pad like that to take the birds back to!

I think its called Hotel.

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Re: Apple Daily Story--be proud to be a foreigner day

Postby sulavaca » 21 Aug 2009, 11:43

Is he THIS same David Lyon?

How ironic!
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