steelersman wrote:divea wrote:superking wrote:divea wrote:superking wrote:The Lord blessed humans with two hands, both long enough to reach their own genitals. More recently he gave humanity broadband and on line free porn. I expect a lot more people will stop dating other humans and start jacking off a bit more. All you need is a laptop, internet connection and a lifetime of tissues. Much cheaper. If you really have to have a row with a person of the opposite sex then just skype a family member for over 20 mins and a fight will naturally break out. Also, as facebook is flooded with pictures of food there is no need for dates in restaurants. PXJ can be a thing of the past if you just learn to embrace and love yourself, preferably on a daily basis.
You seem to know a lot about this. Thing is most people have longer hands than that, and they would rather be reaching upto someone else's genitals than their own.
Just checked and standing up my hands reach halfway between my groin and my knees. I certainly know about wanking, the internet, facebook food and fighting with women. I don't know much about being in love in a way that would make me want to get married and have children and stop being such a selfish dickhead. That's pretty sad isn't it. Maybe I never met the right girl. Maybe I did and I was too much of a twat to do anything about it.
Awwww, you over analyze yourself. You probably never met the right girl. Plus your verbosity and intellect may have driven away insecure girls. You really need a very secure woman, who can live with both your good looks (or the hair covering it) and smartness.
And I know very little of the male attitude, but no male or atleast very few think of getting married and have kids. They find the right girl and don't want to let her go ever......women?? They like the big fat wedding. MOSTLY!
I am not sure about that. I am sure that not many men under 30 think about having kids. But I think for a decent share of men there because a time in life where chasing tail gets old and want doesn't mind a long term partner.
I will not include marriage in this discussion due to the fact that some people don't want to get married due to the financial realities of divorce. However that is a completely a different story and a phenomenon of the past 40 years.
Mine was not a serious discussion with SK, I was just trying to lift his spirits and molly coddle him a bit.