Psycho Xiaojies

[divea]

The Lord blessed humans with two hands, both long enough to reach their own genitals. More recently he gave humanity broadband and on line free porn. I expect a lot more people will stop dating other humans and start jacking off a bit more. All you need is a laptop, internet connection and a lifetime of tissues. Much cheaper. If you really have to have a row with a person of the opposite sex then just skype a family member for over 20 mins and a fight will naturally break out. Also, as facebook is flooded with pictures of food there is no need for dates in restaurants. PXJ can be a thing of the past if you just learn to embrace and love yourself, preferably on a daily basis.

You seem to know a lot about this. Thing is most people have longer hands than that, and they would rather be reaching upto someone else's genitals than their own.

Just checked and standing up my hands reach halfway between my groin and my knees. I certainly know about wanking, the internet, facebook food and fighting with women. I don't know much about being in love in a way that would make me want to get married and have children and stop being such a selfish dickhead. That's pretty sad isn't it. Maybe I never met the right girl. Maybe I did and I was too much of a twat to do anything about it.

Awwww, you over analyze yourself. You probably never met the right girl. Plus your verbosity and intellect may have driven away insecure girls. You really need a very secure woman, who can live with both your good looks (or the hair covering it) and smartness.

And I know very little of the male attitude, but no male or atleast very few think of getting married and have kids. They find the right girl and don't want to let her go ever......women?? They like the big fat wedding. MOSTLY!

I am not sure about that. I am sure that not many men under 30 think about having kids. But I think for a decent share of men there because a time in life where chasing tail gets old and want doesn't mind a long term partner.

I will not include marriage in this discussion due to the fact that some people don't want to get married due to the financial realities of divorce. However that is a completely a different story and a phenomenon of the past 40 years.

Mine was not a serious discussion with SK, I was just trying to lift his spirits and molly coddle him a bit.

[bumclouds]

This is the PXJ in a nutshell!

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4123723/happy/

[Novaspes]

This is the PXJ in a nutshell!

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4123723/happy/

Genius!! ^_^

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[Pein_11]

whoa.... reading this thread actually makes me realize I dodged a bullet accidentally
All symptoms were there...the first date that doesn't seem to be a first date for us foreigners, even the stalking, but i thought she was just being extra nice, didn't think much about it and just set myself on my merry way.... heh the more you know.....

[cake]

whoa.... reading this thread actually makes me realize I dodged a bullet accidentally
All symptoms were there...the first date that doesn't seem to be a first date for us foreigners, even the stalking, but i thought she was just being extra nice, didn't think much about it and just set myself on my merry way.... heh the more you know.....

You can elaborate. It's entertainment. How old was she?

[finley]

And do you have pictures?

[Pein_11]

(had typed in a lot but my browser crashed )
Early 20's; odd behaviour at it's finest...she would hang out around with us (a foreigner group and a few locals) and once and only once i asked her to show me around, since we had some hobbies in common, and she never left. Constantly there, always showing up in the bars, restaurants, place we would go to, got my number and called me at odd hours/times to see if I was fine, some expats told me that she was falling for me in the "Taiwanese way" but i thought they were just making fun of me and never get it. Right before I left though, it started becoming a problem, as she would show up right before the MRT closed and her place was really far away (and get this, she didn't have a scooter...) so she had to stay or we had to go out..., and now that i recall she once passively complained about me going out with another Taiwanese girl, like going "Ohhh.... her....." many other things she used to do but i thought "all Taiwanese must be like this... maybe its a cultural thing" i didn't give it much thought at the time, I was busy with some other things.

[formosaobama]

(had typed in a lot but my browser crashed )
Early 20's; odd behaviour at it's finest...she would hang out around with us (a foreigner group and a few locals) and once and only once i asked her to show me around, since we had some hobbies in common, and she never left. Constantly there, always showing up in the bars, restaurants, place we would go to, got my number and called me at odd hours/times to see if I was fine, some expats told me that she was falling for me in the "Taiwanese way" but i thought they were just making fun of me and never get it. Right before I left though, it started becoming a problem, as she would show up right before the MRT closed and her place was really far away (and get this, she didn't have a scooter...) so she had to stay or we had to go out..., and now that i recall she once passively complained about me going out with another Taiwanese girl, like going "Ohhh.... her....." many other things she used to do but i thought "all Taiwanese must be like this... maybe its a cultural thing" i didn't give it much thought at the time, I was busy with some other things.

I have a Taiwanese friend who has/had an "admirer" like that. He would go out of his way to ride on the same bus and try to sit near her. He'd steal glances at her, quickly looking away if they make eye contact. She tried taking the next bus to avoid him, but he would always manage to get on that one, too. After a while, she couldn't stand it anymore and confronted him, but he feigned ignorance. I joked she must have casually traded smiles with him in passing on day and triggered this kind of infatuation.

So it's not a culture thing; she's creeped out by this as much as any of you. According to her, the guy is normal looking.

[Pein_11]

I have a Taiwanese friend who has/had an "admirer" like that. He would go out of his way to ride on the same bus and try to sit near her. He'd steal glances at her, quickly looking away if they make eye contact. She tried taking the next bus to avoid him, but he would always manage to get on that one, too. After a while, she couldn't stand it anymore and confronted him, but he feigned ignorance. I joked she must have casually traded smiles with him in passing on day and triggered this kind of infatuation.

So it's not a culture thing; she's creeped out by this as much as any of you. According to her, the guy is normal looking.

That is some creepy shit right there, that could win you a beat up here if she tells friends. At least that happens in buses, I literally had to take care of this gal more than once, she had to stay over or I had to put her in a cab (which would be expensive, xiziwan to xiaogang for those in KHH). ANYWAYS, reading this thread made me realize the Taiwanese kind might not be fit for me, I'm all up for tons of me-time, my-space, and they all sound so borderline clingy (sorry to keep bringing up this thread back, fresh stories would be nice tho).

[bismarck]

And do you have pictures?

Best quote in this thread by far.

Edit: Yo muthafuckas no unnerstan Taiwanese Kultur!!