Tips on removing scooter oil from pet

Tips on removing scooter oil from pet

Postby Icon » 14 Aug 2012, 17:52

White pet. Or used to be white pet. Now Maltese has turned into mini Dalmatian. Vinegar did not do the trick.

Google says mineral oil. Soak fur in it 3 days. :eek: Has anyone tried this?
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Re: Tips on removing scooter oil from pet

Postby zender » 14 Aug 2012, 18:33

:no-no: I, for one, have never try anything involving oil and pet!

I no understand how you can "do the trick" with your pet!

Good luck both you.

Sorry my gramma is not English.
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Re: Tips on removing scooter oil from pet

Postby baberenglish » 14 Aug 2012, 18:52

First, you should shave the affected area.
Second, try something with a mild vinegar-tomato juice may even work.
Third, watch the hair grow back and constantly remind the dog not to get to close to the muck again.
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Re: Tips on removing scooter oil from pet

Postby jimipresley » 14 Aug 2012, 21:22

Sorry, nothing useful to add. All I want to say is:

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Re: Tips on removing scooter oil from pet

Postby Super Hans » 15 Aug 2012, 00:54

BEST THREAD TITLE EVER!


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Re: Tips on removing scooter oil from pet

Postby TheGingerMan » 15 Aug 2012, 04:19

It is a captivating title.
Poor pet, though.
Not that it matters, but how does scooter oil come to be on a pet?
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Re: Tips on removing scooter oil from pet

Postby urodacus » 15 Aug 2012, 07:12

Shave and shampoo.
The prizes are a bottle of f*!@#$% SCOTCH and a box of cheap f!@#$#$ CIGARS!
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Re: Tips on removing scooter oil from pet

Postby Icon » 15 Aug 2012, 10:13

Muchas gracias for your kind words.

Ginger Man: It was late at night and Toto was doing his business, for which he desires privacy, so I did not notice the smear -my eyesight is quite poor, especially at night- until the next norning. A quick bath with vinegar did not solve the problem. My best guess is that somewhow he got under the scooter...

Jimi and Hans: :D

Urodacus: Poor Toto. He's gonna look awful with a big gap in his fur.

Zender: apologies, I just typed quickly as I was leaving. me no native speaker, and yeah, my Englishee is gone to the dogs :lol:
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Re: Tips on removing scooter oil from pet

Postby zender » 15 Aug 2012, 10:27

You did a bad thing. Toto and you know what happened.

I forgive you.

One time, late at night, I also did an embarrassing thing. :oops:
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Re: Tips on removing scooter oil from pet

Postby the chief » 15 Aug 2012, 10:31

urodacus wrote:Shave and shampoo.


Two bits.


Did I get that right?

Hey, what about tomato juice?

It works for skunk spray. :idunno:
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