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Message from my cats

Message from my cats

Postby Hokwongwei » 26 Dec 2014, 21:14

I came back from the bathroom to see Xigua sitting on my keyboard. But what does it all mean??? (Spaces added so it all shows up)

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Re: Message from my cats

Postby lostinasia » 26 Dec 2014, 21:22

The message isn't intended for you. She's communicating with all the other denizens of your apartment, the eldritch beings she's looking at when you think she's just staring intently at the wall.

Do not on any account attempt to translate. Madness awaits.
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Re: Message from my cats

Postby Gryphon » 26 Dec 2014, 21:25

It's a secret code... Your cat typed cat code informing all other cats that their secret plan to take over the world is in full swing...
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Re: Message from my cats

Postby HenHaoChi » 26 Dec 2014, 21:26

666


The Devil

121


Wants a 121 with you

knm


He's komin'

k,o


To knock you out.

*

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Re: Message from my cats

Postby tommy525 » 27 Dec 2014, 03:47

HenHaoChi wrote:
666


The Devil

121


Wants a 121 with you

knm


He's komin'

k,o


To knock you out.

*



WHAT?>? OMG !! Devil's coming to have a one two one with you , komin to knock you out?

YOu best sprinkle (heck pour a bottle) of holy water on that keyboard and..and..and.

Oh, wait. I think 666 is just 999 lives upside down. So its the cat comin to 121 with you and KO you as HHC says. Whew.

Give the little guy extra rations .
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Re: Message from my cats

Postby HenHaoChi » 30 Dec 2014, 16:48

OP should consult a professional soothsayer to have his augurs read. Do not rely on any advice from an internet forum. Suggest tarot or onychomancy.

http://www.serenapowers.com/unusual.html
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Re: Message from my cats

Postby Ermintrude » 30 Dec 2014, 17:06

My cat was sleeping on my laptop, woke up, stretched and put her paw on the first letter of her name and typed it a few times. Total coincidence.

What your cat wrote, that means 'Buy the cheap litter again and I'll claw out your liver, human.', though.
'And we'll hide from the cunts, on our night reconnaissance'.
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Re: Message from my cats

Postby Hokwongwei » 30 Dec 2014, 17:29

Ermintrude wrote:What your cat wrote, that means 'Buy the cheap litter again and I'll claw out your liver, human.', though.


They don't need to tell me twice. I can smell the difference. We're going with the classy imported stuff from now until forever.
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Re: Message from my cats

Postby hansioux » 30 Dec 2014, 17:40

My cat does this all the time as well. Sometimes she simply turns my laptop off.

A week ago she typed a 4 number set followed by "32up", the 4 number set happens to be a Taiwanese stock I'm holding. I think she is telling me to sell at 32. It hit 29.10 today, so maybe it will get there after the new years.

She also wrote:

3222222p.,qas

↑ this is a week after she first wrote the 32up message. I think she is pretty certain about it hitting 32.

@EW~@'__

↑ I think this is an emoticon telling me she find me very "ewwwww," or maybe she is telling me to stay the hell out of the EU bond market. dunno, it could go either way....

Oh, and she also loves turning on my browser's web developer mode. I think she is also a web designer.

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Re: Message from my cats

Postby Icon » 30 Dec 2014, 17:41

Mine mess up my YouTube, dislodge keys from the keyboard, and in general terms, do their best to break the laptop apart. I have caught them pushing the thing off the bed. Can't leave them alone with it even in the middle of the bed, or I'll regret it when I have to buy a new laptop.

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