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Re: I may have invented something....

Postby tommy525 » 28 Apr 2012, 05:30

somtimes, every now and then i also like to invent a Gin and Tonic. I prefer Bombay in mine, whats your gin?
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Re: I may have invented something....

Postby jimipresley » 28 Apr 2012, 05:48

I'm busy inventing a cheese and tomato sandwich. Could you please point me in the direction of the patent office, tommy?
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I may have invented something....

Postby headhonchoII » 28 Apr 2012, 07:32

I just invented a TLB sandwich myself. Tomato, lettuce , bacon, it's going to takeover the world.
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Re: I may have invented something....

Postby tommy525 » 28 Apr 2012, 10:48

headhonchoII wrote:I just invented a TLB sandwich myself. Tomato, lettuce , bacon, it's going to takeover the world.


I like IT :bravo:
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Re: I may have invented something....

Postby tommy525 » 28 Apr 2012, 13:55

jimipresley wrote:I'm busy inventing a cheese and tomato sandwich. Could you please point me in the direction of the patent office, tommy?


Certainly bro. Its a bit of an adventure really and all hush hush you understand. First you need to join the Taipei Guild, which is located somewhere in the vastness of Taipei 101 (I believe its on the very top) and heres the trick . There is a Joe Tu (short for Joe Tuesday) who works at the Jasons at the basement of (no not the Taipei 101) the new Bus Station annexed to the Taipei Main Station. But , get this, he is only there on WEdnesdays. So, see JOe Tuesday on a Wednesday. Be sure to wear PATENT LEATHER SHOES (and undies as they WILL be checked).

There is an initiation ceremony but lets get past the password exchange first shall we? Approach Joe and ask for SPAM. He will say "never on Wednesdays" and you must reply "is it Certified" to which (unless he is not JOe TUesday) he will reply "Are you Certifiable?" To which, you MUST respond "never on Tuesday". You will then be given an EAsy Card which you will use to EXIT the last station on the TAmsui line (but you must NOT use this card when you ENTER the MRT). Use of this card at the eXit on the last stop of the MRT will BEEP the machine and alert security who will send a certain Mister YU to greet you. He will ask you if you are "joe Friday". To which you MUST respond "never on Tuesday". You will be given a key..a golden key... further instructions follow....watch this space...
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Re: I may have invented something....

Postby tango42 » 28 Apr 2012, 14:03

tommy525 wrote:
jimipresley wrote:I'm busy inventing a cheese and tomato sandwich. Could you please point me in the direction of the patent office, tommy?


Certainly bro. Its a bit of an adventure really and all hush hush you understand. First you need to join the Taipei Guild, which is located somewhere in the vastness of Taipei 101 (I believe its on the very top) and heres the trick . There is a Joe Tu (short for Joe Tuesday) who works at the Jasons at the basement of (no not the Taipei 101) the new Bus Station annexed to the Taipei Main Station. But , get this, he is only there on WEdnesdays. So, see JOe Tuesday on a Wednesday. Be sure to wear PATENT LEATHER SHOES (and undies as they WILL be checked).

There is an initiation ceremony but lets get past the password exchange first shall we? Approach Joe and ask for SPAM. He will say "never on Wednesdays" and you must reply "is it Certified" to which (unless he is not JOe TUesday) he will reply "Are you Certifiable?" To which, you MUST respond "never on Tuesday". You will then be given an EAsy Card which you will use to EXIT the last station on the Danshui line (but you must NOT use this card when you ENTER the MRT). Use of this card at the eXit on the last stop of the MRT will BEEP the machine and alert security who will send a certain Mister YU to greet you. He will ask you if you are "joe Friday". To which you MUST respond "never on Tuesday". You will be given a key..a golden key... further instructions follow....watch this space...


I guess it's not true that one can do everything on the internet these days...

I invented a cushion on my couch that exactly remembers the shape of my a**, sadly, it disappears very quickly after I stand up. I invented a beer glass that is always within reach of my couch, sadly, it doesn't always refill itself. Still working out the kinks of both.
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I may have invented something....

Postby headhonchoII » 28 Apr 2012, 14:13

After 20 years of sweat and toiI I invented a beer glass that's always half full.

I tried to patent it in Ireland, they said no-one would go for that , sure who needs a half empty beer glass?
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Re: I may have invented something....

Postby tango42 » 28 Apr 2012, 14:38

headhonchoII wrote:After 20 years of sweat and toiI I invented a beer glass that's always half full.

I tried to patent it in Ireland, they said no-one would go for that , sure who needs a half empty beer glass?


Yea, mine always seems half empty.
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Re: I may have invented something....

Postby tommy525 » 29 Apr 2012, 11:55

I am on the very edge of yet another erstwhile invention ! Wodka with Mango Juice.

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Re: I may have invented something....

Postby jimipresley » 29 Apr 2012, 11:57

I've just invented a Scotch and Red Bull. I'm at my most productive in the morning.
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